Isaac Hayes - Hypocrite Extraordinaire

Isaac Hayes has quit South Park. He claims he can "no longer stomach" the show ridiculing people's religious beliefs. He must have an extraordinarily strong stomach, though. He didn't say anything for 7 years of South Park lampooning every conceivable religious belief. It is only now, after his fake-religion Scientology brethern have had a go at him because South Park made fun of Scientology last fall that he can't stomach it. Seems more like Isaac Hayes is a brain-washed pussy. Probably, Tom Cruise threatened to stop performing sexual favours for him if he didn't leave the show. I think I am going to open up a pool right now - the pool will be:

What will the air date of the episode where Chef is kidnapped by aliens and taken to see L. Ron Hubbard, and becomes a part of his cult?

All I can say is... Isaac Hayes has a lot in common with Mr. Hankey.