Whaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Pamela Anderson has lost her fight with the Kentucky state government. What was this epic struggle about? She (as part of her PETA “activism”) demanded that they remove the bust of KFC founder Harland Sanders from their Capitol building. Although arguably she may be an expert on the removal or replacement of busts, let’s put aside this is a Canadian born “actress” who has made her living on the fact that she gave a beer company executive a woody during a CFL game… and does not live anywhere NEAR Kentucky, nor have anything to do with the state… we won’t even get into the other astonishing MYOFB aspects of it... Her statement about Kentucky Fried Chicken, her “raison d’etre” in this conflict, is that KFC is a company "that mutilates God's creatures". Perhaps the hypocrisy would be easier to take coming from someone who:

1. Hasn’t had numerous plastic surgery procedures, installing and removing implants and so on
2. Doesn’t have tattoos covering any percentage of their skin
3. Didn’t make movies like “Barb Wire” and so on, involving violent portrayals of killing PEOPLE

Who the fuck does she think she is exactly? Possibly one of the greatest living examples of the celebrity penchant for “mutilating” themselves with surgery and “mutilating” people by committing assault and murder is telling the home state of one of the more successful businesses in the western world that they can’t pay tribute to a man who helped bring their state out of obscurity and made it into a household name? Oh wait, I get it, she doesn’t consider herself one of “God’s creatures”. She only believes in “God” when it is convenient to her whacked-out PETA agenda. Shall we even get into the number of “chickens choked” thanks to the thousands of males who viewed her Playboy pictorials or homemade porn movies? Oh, Pam… please stick to mutilating your own body and don’t worry about what might happen in the production of those covered with traditional 11 herbs and spices. We’re all heartbroken to know you don’t eat greasy, disgusting KFC (Please note: This does not mean I have any endorsement for KFC, nor do I agree with the way they treat livestock – it is the hypocrisy of Ms. Plastic Breasts that I find amusing). Now STFU.